Hi and welcome to another Simpsons On Sundays post. On the birthday front, Matt Groening turned another year older on Tuesday and I think his reason for inclusion needs no explanation. After all, it’s because of him that bloggers like myself and Youtubers are talking about The Simpsons, through website posts and videos respectively.
First of all, we have some news on a Simpsons guest star, as ed Sheeran is going to collaborate with metal band Bring Me The Horizon, on a new album. Here’s more on that. https://youtu.be/MU-zVtYzRxQ
This week, I am going to do something a little different in that I will talk about how I compose each post and where the ideas come from. I may have done this before, but not to this extent. I’m going to go into detail about how I do what I do each week, because I think you should know why each post looks the way it does. In other words, you will learn what goes on in the kitchen (so to speak).
Simply, posts come from either episode anniversaries, thinking about things in general, talking on the phone or on FaceTime, talking on my ham radio, listening to podcasts, searching on Google and in some cases, from watching YouTube. In fact, last weeks post is a direct result of waking up on Tuesday morning and checking out notifications, as one of which was what had inspired last weeks post. https://youtu.be/z4qxA2UrgMI
Some posts come from ideas in the shower and for the life of me, I wish I could give you an example of one. I can assure you that this is true. The same is also true about dreams inspiring posts, such as one from a few years ago I did on what happens while I sleep and dream.
Of course, the pandemic has also become a source of inspiration, with the news about The treatment of long-term care patients during the first wave of the pandemic in Ontario. I’m avoiding the alleged freedom convoy, because this isn’t the place to talk about it, unless we have an episode where Springfield citizens decided to form a convoy of trucks, going to Capital city.
As for how I write each post, I do it on my iPhone using the notes app and on rare occasions, directly through the WordPress – Website Builder app, which used to be called WordPress when I first downloaded it in 2013. I give it a title, paste the note into the post field, add categories, then either post right away, or schedule the post to be released on a certain date and at a specific time.
I have mentioned before that I am blind from birth and I do quite well! You may be asking because I’m blind, how do I use an iPhone to compose each post using only a touchscreen? Well, the answer is something called VoiceOver, or VO for short. It’s on all iPhones and iPads, along with all other Apple products including the HomePod and HomePod mini. It’s not the same as Siri, which allows you to do some form of writing, but it’s only short texts. Also, it doesn’t always decode everything you say properly, dew to either background noise or you are speaking too fast. That’s my experience and others may have a differing opinion on this!
With VoiceOver, I have many options to do what I wish to do at the time. I can write using the iPhone’s keyboard on the screen, using braille, using the default layout (for letters and numbers as well as symbols), using a Bluetooth keyboard and dictation. With VoiceOver, dictation has much the same problem as with Siri sometimes. However, there is more control over what goes out, as I can correct any mistakes before what has come out of my mouth, goes out either an email, text message, blog post, Twitter post, FB post, etc. I use a combination of all of the above, depending on the situation as my composition process is very fluid and depending on my thoughts at the time, I may run into a word which I have difficulty in spelling. That’s where dictation is a big help to me, as I could probably use a word like “chrysanthemum” and I seem like I am a great speller. I’m not and I freely admit that is my downfall as a writer. However, I try and if I can’t find the word I’m looking for (using what I have available to me) that’s where dictation comes in. Altho, I wish that when I am saying the word “imminent” it would decode it properly. For some reason “imminent” always comes out as “eminent”!
As for looking up words I haven’t read in books before, I have an app called WordBook, which I don’t use as much. I sometimes use it to make sure that I am using a word correctly, recognizing the power of language like George Carlin did throughout his life and career. That’s why I don’t use big words all that much, because I’m careful with what I write and I prefer to use as much plain language as possible, rather than using fancy-schmancy words all the time. I have always had an interest in words, but I never had a dictionary of my own, until my iPhone and thankfully, I have the freedom to use words that can translate my thoughts (as I think them) and not just using A simplified writing style of a child in school.
Something else you may ask, is how do I get information on the episode that is visual, even though I am blind? Well, that takes some research from various websites. I use Wikipedia and even Simpsons fan sites for help. I copy and paste in most cases, but I change words here and there to make the text my own and take the word, of the person who had composed the post on a particular episode.
I also get ideas from watching episodes of not just The Simpsons, but also other TV shows. For example: if you remember my post from July 2019 on the Season 19 episode Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind, I had mentioned another TV show it had reminded me of, which had 2 similar episodes, with a one-time character regaining memory. Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye has 2 episodes from their 3rd season, focusing on this person, who is supposed to be an assassin, but he has no memory of what his job was and he would regain memory of his assignment, threwout both episodes. It’s not the same as The Simpsons episode, but they had reminded me of each other. https://youtu.be/sW-YV_H3KX4 and https://youtu.be/beHscpgMzn
Speaking of Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye, I may do a post on any Simpsons references in the show and other possible similarities. I’ve been watching the show on Youtube in the past couple of days or so, because I had found a playlist of nearly every single episode. The Simpsons is not the only reason for me going back to the show, because of other things in the news which related to law and order giving me something to blog about, in my personal blog, as apposed to this one.
Back to the kitchen metaphor for a moment, I actually compose posts in my kitchen, with my Bluetooth keyboard on top of my microwave oven. There for when I compose I hear a thump thump, everytime I type. No, I don’t usually do it while cooking a meal and I remove the keyboard from the machine, before using it to heat up my food, before I eat it. Before the pandemic, I could do bits anywhere I wish, but with masking regulations in affect, I had to restrict any writing for when I’m home. Thanks to my flexibility, I can compose inside or outside of my kitchen and even on the bus, using the keyboard.
Now that I’ve given away The secret of how I do what I do each week and I use every free minute of time I have, to devote myself to this blog, as well as others I maintain. I also make time to watch Youtube, listen to podcasts and other things, but Sunday morning is always a last minute dash, to finish off each post. Right now, I have just finished this post, after eating breakfast, which includes a mug of Coffee and plain waffles.